Furry Bastard
Written by J.J. for the next album
Set to Kid Rock's "Bullgod"
Copyright, 1999 by BAD MOFO Productions

CHORUS:

I am the furry bastard
I don't shave
I rarely bath
All I want to do is sleep
I want a double gulp
Loan me 7 cents
Don't make me kill you

I look intimidating
I look hard but I'm not mean
In my purple shorts and my Maple Leafs jersey, baby
I never was cool, rich, or clean
But I'll be hangin' at the Pink Poodle with my man Tito
Some people say I'm hung like a chimp
Back in '86 I never thought about visiting strips
But now I'm a psycho
And I can only think about tossin' my money
For those jumbo tits
So ask no questions cuz you'll get no replies
I'm a furry bastard with food on my beard
I got hair like a hippie if you know what I mean
And a 12 man wash crew couldn't get me clean
Cuz I'm the burry bastard, you understand
The illigitamate son of Manson
To tha B-A-G to tha K-O-K
To da BAGOK to da ARRGGHH
And I'm a psycho, huh
Huh, huh, said I'm a psycho!

(CHORUS)

A lot of people make fun of me
And that's not cool
Cuz if I poke back, it might cost you your life, huh
Just cuz I go to the Poodle to pick up on chicks
So sit your ass down cuz I have to pay my girlfriend's rent
She knows I'm greasy and I get no love
But once I thought I felt her hand touch my butt
I wanna flood this girl with my bank roll
I page her all day but she never calls back, hoe
So listen up, I'm about to go
I gotta get set to walk Sheba and cut the lawn
So I grab my double gulp but before I cut
And I go in the bathroom and rub one off
Cuz I'm the burry bastard, you understand
The illigitamate son of Manson
To tha B-A-G to tha K-O-K
To da BAGOK to da ARRGGHH
And I'm a psycho, huh
Huh, huh, said I'm a psycho!

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