Philosophizing
Written by J.J. for the next album
Copyright, 1999 by BAD MOFO Productions

Aint no chorus to this song
So just listen up and play along
JJ made up this game, back in the day
It's pretty simple, no need to explain
All you gotta do is ask questions like:
Who would you rather fuck?
Yasmine Bleeth or Sandra Bullock?
Now if you picked Bullock, your a little bitch
Cuz when it comes to Yasmine Bleeth
I'd rather be tearing up her shit!
But either one you choose, you can't go wrong
That's the whole point of this song

Now who would you rather screw?
Neve Campbell or Jennifer Love Hewitt, foo'?
I bet Neve Campbell can suck a mean dick
But for my money
I'll take those big ass tits
And those gorgeous eyes
Jennifer Love Hewitt let me between your thighs!
But either one you choose, you can't go wrong
That's the whole point of this song

Now who would you rather let suck your cock?
Cameron Diaz or Courtney Cox?
Sorry Courtney, it wouldn't be you
There's just "Something About Mary's" mouth on my dick
Man, I'd just love to have that freak work on my shit
But either one you choose, you can't go wrong
That's the whole point of this song

Now who would you rather let toss your salad
Under the bright sun?
Cindy Crawford or Pamela Anderson?
Well, I ain't much into having toungues in my butt
But if Anderson's toungue in my ass
Get's me closer to tappin that ass
Then all I got's to say is
Pamela, get the tape rollin'
I guarantee this tape won't be stolen
But either one you choose, you can't go wrong
That's the whole point of this song

Now that's the game we call "PHILOSOPHIZING"
I just hope it didn't get you dick rising
Well, before I go, I got one more for ya mofo!

Now who would you rather fuck in a barn?
Rosie O'Donnell or Rosanne Barr?
YUCK! I'd rather fuck a skunk or a circus midget
Ain't no way those two fat bitches would get JJ's love stick
I think I'm gunna be sick
But either one you choose, you're fuckin wrong
That's not the point of this song!

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